AU:
(When You Die) Say You Won’t Die At All
The Brave Knight(pt 1)
The Damsel in Distress(pt 2)
Nick Fury’s Carnival of Wonders
The Man and the Colonge that Tricked me (1, 2, 3)
not AU:
Why aren’t we talking about this picture?
IT’S THE BEST PICTURE EVER.
(x)
OMG.
Benedict, you goofy-faced bastard.
SO MANY PERFECT THINGS ABOUT THESE PICTURES JESUS HAHA
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…I apologize for what you’re seeing on your dashboard right now.
I saw a video of this on Tumblr yesterday and showed my brother. We spent last night watching a bunch of them…I laughed so much I could have died…xDI’ve put the links to each one if anyone would like to ‘lmfao’.
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Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.
uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!
yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..
((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the source!))
gonna reblog a few times for maximum visibility to my followers
AVENGERS GIVEAWAY~~~ (to celebrate the movie and as a thank you to the sudden influx of followers. Hi guys!)
I took not-so-great photos, but they’re over here so you can have a better look. I edited Coulson a bit and Tony-holding-his-helmet isn’t in that link. Anyway…
One (1) winner gets: The prints in the first photo. All the prints are 8 x 8 inches, printed on 61 lb. matte paper
To enter: Like/reblog as many times as you like between now and Friday, May 25th. I’ll pick a random winner that Friday, around 1 pm PST.
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
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Reblog With an Irrational Fear
The passage of time.
Ending up alone and scared /:
Fleas.
And driving. y__yI’d say Australia but that’s not irrational.
I get flashes of random terror if I’m taking a shower during a violent storm. Have since I was little.
Pidgeons.
Or in case you want something even more random, cooking near a soap bottle.
the underside of a wrist
that NO ONE loves me
dying before 30…
Never dying… or just infinity how about that
(Source: crudemattr)
I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
(via greatmastercami)
hey, so, some girls in town told me about this flower festival thing coming up.
Yeah, it’s tomorrow night.
you going?
Probably not. Why?
hehe, no reason. i wasn’t gonna go either. unless, i guess, you were gonna be there.
John are you… asking me out to the Flower Festival?
maybe!
Okay, so let me get this straight. Instead of asking one of the half dozen girls whom I know for a fact are dying for you to give them the time of day, you are asking your delivery guy. To the Flower Festival.
did i mention he was a really attractive delivery guy?
You know what? You got yourself a date.
score. pick me up tomorrow at sunset?
Sure.
(via homestuck-masterpieces)
57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list:
Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas
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